I wanna bring you to show and tell
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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