Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I believe in your delicious
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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