Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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