i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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