I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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