Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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go home
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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