I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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