Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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