why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
false alarm, still single
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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