what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
