The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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