butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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