I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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