Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
