he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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