She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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