He is such a slut. More and more my type.
please come you make the beer taste better
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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