Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
one two three fourrrrnication!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
this will be a night to untag.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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