I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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