I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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