But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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