YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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