yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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