what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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