apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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