glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
