Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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