5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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