Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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