Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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