I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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