its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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