he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The uberlube is also flammable
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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