Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
