Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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