she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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