I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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