She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I enjoy the company of your penis
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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