can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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