after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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