To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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