I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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