Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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