Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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