We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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