She said her name was "party"
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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