I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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