I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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