hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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