Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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