I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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