Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
bring money and cleavage
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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